1. Having never read the Twilight books, I’d like to just say what the fuck.  People take this as great literature and obsess massively over it?  Wow… just wow. My little sister, though she’s only 9, could think of a better way to express most of what is going on here.  In fact, I might go take a shit and see if it describes itself better with the shape it forms. 

    Having never read the Twilight books, I’d like to just say what the fuck.  People take this as great literature and obsess massively over it?  Wow… just wow.

    My little sister, though she’s only 9, could think of a better way to express most of what is going on here.  In fact, I might go take a shit and see if it describes itself better with the shape it forms. 

    (Source: reasoningwithvampires)

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