1. I used to be a right monkey!

    I used to be a right monkey!

  2. (Source: ofelias)

  3. The only picture we have of eachother!  I look awful, but she, as always, looks gorgeous :)

    The only picture we have of eachother!  I look awful, but she, as always, looks gorgeous :)

  4. A picture of me feeding one of them this time :)

    A picture of me feeding one of them this time :)

  5. Pictures like this annoy me to fuck. I’m sorry, but why should the length of how long someone likes something effect them liking it?  I first read the Hunger Games about a year ago I think, it was getting good reviews and I was recommended it by Amazon.  Does this make me more of a fan than someone who read it a week ago?  Or first saw it today? Or less of a fan than those who read them all on release? No, it really doesn’t.  People are allowed to like things late you know, how many of you read, and I mean READ the first Harry Potter book before it became a movie?  What about Lord of the Rings?  I did for all of them (I read LOTR when I was 9 or 10, my Uncle was a huge fan and got me into them) but I’m not going to hang it over any ones head, I love people reading them and getting into the series of all of them. I don’t care when you turn to liking something, it’s a credit to the piece of work that so many people are starting to love the series.  I LOVE the fact more people will read because of the movie, I LOVE the fact more people are getting into the series as it means more people to talk about it with. So to those who support the above picture, get the fuck over yourselves.  You found the book series before other people, congratulations.

    Pictures like this annoy me to fuck.

    I’m sorry, but why should the length of how long someone likes something effect them liking it?  I first read the Hunger Games about a year ago I think, it was getting good reviews and I was recommended it by Amazon.  Does this make me more of a fan than someone who read it a week ago?  Or first saw it today? Or less of a fan than those who read them all on release? No, it really doesn’t.  People are allowed to like things late you know, how many of you read, and I mean READ the first Harry Potter book before it became a movie?  What about Lord of the Rings?  I did for all of them (I read LOTR when I was 9 or 10, my Uncle was a huge fan and got me into them) but I’m not going to hang it over any ones head, I love people reading them and getting into the series of all of them. I don’t care when you turn to liking something, it’s a credit to the piece of work that so many people are starting to love the series.  I LOVE the fact more people will read because of the movie, I LOVE the fact more people are getting into the series as it means more people to talk about it with.

    So to those who support the above picture, get the fuck over yourselves.  You found the book series before other people, congratulations.

  6. Not going to lie, I am impressed with this considering I have the artistic ability of a drunk frog. I realize he’s a bit fatter than he’s meant to be, It’s a mix between the real Luke and Chris off Family Guy haha.

    Not going to lie, I am impressed with this considering I have the artistic ability of a drunk frog.

    I realize he’s a bit fatter than he’s meant to be, It’s a mix between the real Luke and Chris off Family Guy haha.

  7. So I got cold called by a company trying to sell their Anti-Virus product

    Operator : Hi, we here at ***** would like to offer you a once in a lifetime deal, we are offering you our anti-virus at 1/3rd it's usual price! This would be a saving of £40. Are you at your computer now sir?
    Me : As it happens I am.
    Operator : If you could please open your internet browser and direct yourself to www.******.com
    Me : Okay, I think I can manage that. Saving £40 you say?
    Operator : Yes. Now on this website, there is a link to download. You can try the product for yourself before buying, I can even talk you through how to do it if you'd like.
    Me : Thanks, I've never used an anti-virus program before, truth be known I'm not very good with this computer business, I can use the e-mail though.
    Operator : Well that's okay sir. If you click the bar in the middle of the page which says "Download", the download should start. It's only a small file so it shouldn't take long to download.
    Me : (Not downloading it) Oh I see. Oh look at that, it's started. (He then proceeds to tell me how to install and run a virus scan)
    Me : It's saying I have 4 high risk virus'. Well I have been feeling under the weather recently. Is it contagious do you know? I don't want to run the risk.
    Operator : No sir, you can't catch a virus from a computer. Right, if you want rid of these virus' you have to buy a keycode.
    Me : Could this be from all the Porn I've downloaded? I have everything on here...
    Operator : Downloading can cause Virus' to get on your computer if you're not fully protected yes.
    Me : I did try placing a condom over screen, why didn't that work? (at this point I couldn't help but laugh and just had to hang up)

  8. Sorry Becky.  My highest scoring word yet though, 167. :D

    Sorry Becky.  My highest scoring word yet though, 167. :D

  9. Great picture of one of the best weekends I had last year and all the amazing people I went with!

    Great picture of one of the best weekends I had last year and all the amazing people I went with!